Review: The Walking Dead

**This review will be done in the voice of a new character I'm workshopping - Uneducated, Poser White Guy. Enjoy.**

Let me say this right off the bat. DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! If you are used to COD or Halo you will be disappointed!

I just finished this piece of shit they trying to pass off as "The Walking Dead". Escuse me? I thought this was a show about shooting zombies in the fuckin face, not fuckin talking about farming or babysitting some lil BITCH! Dats all you do in this game, fuckin chase after some little girl. Yo for real, I think Lee is a pedofile, man.

I don't even know where they got these characters from! None of these bitches is on the TV show! Where's dat bitch wit the sword at? 

Yo for real tho, this is how the game goes:

You find this little girl who lost her family and decide to take care of her.
Then you meet some other redneck bitch-ass family and take care of them.
Then you just move from place to place fuckin TALKING to each other.

Erbody keep talking about "Oh the story so good, son. Yo dat story!"

Bitch, I don't give a shit about story. Only reason I see movies that say they got a story to it is cuz usually U get to see some TITTIES, son! Ain't one god damn titty in dis whole game!

Dats it! Don't buy dis game. It's BULLSHIT! I want da last ten hours of my life back!

I sold dis shit at Gamestop and picked up a real man's game - Battlefield 3, bitch!
Look for me online, x69Cowboyz4Life69x I'll be the one snipin' yo ass!